Everything hurts..

No I didnt fall off my bike, I went to HEAVY MTL !!  Saw favorites girlschool, diamond head, and motorhead.  Very fucking good, left before kiss though as the driver didnt wanna see em.  Got home at 2 in the morning and had to drive (wife drove) 45mins to pick up our baby from my buddies place.  Didnt get to bed until almost 4.  Spent some time drinking beer whilest sitting at a picnic table we stuck in a waterfall.  Ooogled some babes (Montreal rules) and had a time.  An associate stuck a Indian motorcycle hat he found onto my drunken head.  Girlschool and Diamond head were in-fucking-credible and Motorhead was amazing as usual.  Was really excited on the ride home about riding my bike today.  Whenever I woke up from my drunken stupor I would dream about it.  Not sure why I thought I would be up to that, I havnt left the couch all day.